25 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMAN

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. Beer-stains wash out easily.

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

5. When a beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the can is still worth two cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right you always get good head.

15. A beer always goes down easily.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel quilty.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know if you're the first one to open a beer.

19. A beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.

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