Why Drink Beer?
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.